Post by cajun-gwailo Post by Mikey
While you're at it, would you like the gov't to wipe your arse
for you too? :)
Careful what you wish for...
Cajun-Gwailo gets his arse wiped by the Federal Government
Gov't arse wiper: Hello, I'm Bawb from The Federal arse-wiping
service. I understand that you had a shit on July 28, 2004 that
requires us to wipe.
Gwailo: WTF!?! That was 2 weeks ago.
Bawb: Yes, I know, but we had to get the paperwork sorted out. It
takes a bit to get some signatures for approval, y'know. If it's
not checked out like such, people will start abusing our service.
Gwailo: Well, okay. I've got to take a shit now. Could you wait
a minute and I'll be ready for a wipe?
Bawb: Sorry, Sir, I don't have approval to wipe for that shit. I
only have approval to wipe after the shit you had on July 28, 2004.
Gwailo: (slips a ten spot into Bawb's hand) I don't know, do you
think you could make an exception? It's be a shame to make you
take 2 trips.
Bawb: (slips tenner in his pocket) Okay, but keep it all hush-hush.
Just sign here, here, and here. Please step in the truck.
Gwailo: What's that machine?
Bawb: It's our arse-wiper. Designed by our finest Federal civil
engineers. I know it looks a bit intimidating, but I assure you
that it does a very_thorough_job. Let me fire it up.
Gwailo: I dunno about this.
Bawb: Safe as houses and works great. We'll just need to put these
Federally mandated safety straps on you.
Gwailo: Huh? Is that sandpaper?
Bawb: Yeah, we used different types of paper, but according to their
calculations, the civil engineers decided that 10 grit sandpaper
would do the best job. (turns on machine) Hold still, please. This
will just take a moment.
(")") The only way out is down-EBTG
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